When life gives you lemons, ride a turtle.

When life gives you lemons, ride a turtle.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Who I am.

My name is Tyler William Jimison, I'm 20 years old and I've been on sugar for 20 years now. It all started with my first lick of candy; given to me by my grandmother. Ever since that moment I've been addicted to candy. So yes, I am a candy addict and proud of it too. I love all sorts of candy, such as chocolate, toffee, sweets, and even sours. It doesn't matter, candy is candy to me... well unless its chocolate raisins then I'm pretty iffy about it.

Along with being addicted to candy, I also love coffee. Ever since I was a young chap I was into coffee. Going as far as to pour my own cup when I was 5 years old! Soon I aged into quite the coffaholic. I've had mochas, cappacinos, mild, bold, spicy, sweet, iced, frappe, and much more. You name it, and I probably tried it at one point in time. My love of coffee has added up over time. Thankfully I cut down quite a bit. On another note, I also have a hatred of star bucks. When I was younger I absolutely adored them, but now I wouldn't buy one of their drinks unless it was absolutely necessary. I've had too many bad coffee's and the last one I had from one of their stores had coffee grinds in it! It was nasty, like licking a cat that hasn't been washed in a month.

It is my dream to be a cook. I have always, and I mean always, had an interest in cooking. Probably because my entire family are wonderful cooks. Especially with desserts. For now, computers have caught my interest. Originally I wanted to go into graphics design, but I think I mixed my words up and ended up in IT and never looked back. I knew jack diddly about computers back then, but now I'm somewhat confidant in my knowledge. Even though I've had a few slip ups... well a few semi-major slip ups. But I am now fully dedicated to my cause.

Also on my agenda I used to be a competitive Soul Calibur 4 player. I also used to play in halo tourneys. But now days I've settled down and became a casual gamer. The only game I am competitive on now is Team fortress 2, and I'm not too great at it. I will keep a KD of 2.0 or higher, but it doesn't matter in TF2. What does matter is team work and that's why I love it. I also play Magic the gathering, which I'm decent at. I came in 2nd place in a local card shop sealed play tourney. I've also gotten into tabletop games such as Warmachine thanks to my friend David. Like coffee, it too has deepened the hole in my wallet.

As for a person, I guess I'm okay? I try to be nice to others, and I'm always in a good mood. I don't care about joking about my skills or abilities, or popping jokes about other things. I don't understand slang, it took me 2 years to figure out what Lol meant. Yeah... that's kinda said ya know? But I'm generally a good person, or at least I hope I am. I'm also a cigar smoker, and tend to drink the occasional glass of scotch once every blue moon. I'm a christian, but I also believe in science. I know its odd, but I believe that both can coexist together. I'm no extremest, and will hardly ever talk about my religion unless it brought up.

I'm a dedicated worker, it may seem odd if you look at my grades. But if you saw me work then you'd think twice. I have a good worker's attitude, generally nice towards anyone I talk to, and will stick around and make sure I've done my job correctly. Right now I'm a intern for the office of technology, I'm stationed at the DHHR. With my job comes a lot of responsibilites and down time, but mostly responsibilities. If I screw up, then most likely I screw up hard. (Thankfully that hasn't happen). In my past I've also worked at the local courthouse as maintance. My bosses taught me a variety of skills, such as plumbing, house design, driving, and renovation.

Oh and as you can tell in the paragraphs above, I am a terrible writer. English isn't my strongest subject, its always been math oddly enough. So that might clear some things up, but at least I tried my best. (and didn't use self destruct like that panzy graveller). But hey, what can you do? Well... probably read books and study it more... yeah that might help to be honest. Till then I am who I am. I'm a fun loving, bat wielding, fleet-footed, person who loves good food.